{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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Hans Leu the Elder was a Swiss painter, native to Zürich.
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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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