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Kullervo is an ill-fated character in the Kalevala, the Finnish national epic compiled by Elias Lönnrot.
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Charlton James Blackwell Monypenny was an English-born businessman, and the 27th Laird of the Scottish estate of Pitmilly. As a youth he was a sportsman of some renown who played rugby union for several teams including Cambridge University and the Barbarians. He was president of Cambridge University Athletics Club, for a period was the World Record holder for the 150-yard dash and was one of the fastest men in the world over 100 metres.
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