{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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Conny Strömberg is a Swedish former professional ice hockey left winger. He last played for Tegs SK Hockey of HockeyEttan.
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