{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Hjuksevelta","displaytitle":"Hjuksevelta","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1769520","titles":{"canonical":"Hjuksevelta","normalized":"Hjuksevelta","display":"Hjuksevelta"},"pageid":5178503,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Utsikt_over_Hjukseb%C3%B8_mot_Notodden.JPG/330px-Utsikt_over_Hjukseb%C3%B8_mot_Notodden.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Utsikt_over_Hjukseb%C3%B8_mot_Notodden.JPG","width":3072,"height":2304},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1209303131","tid":"04843eb8-d087-11ee-b2e6-9c8627bdd271","timestamp":"2024-02-21T07:01:21Z","description":"Village in Notodden, Norway","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":59.50875,"lon":9.3209},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hjuksevelta","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hjuksevelta?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hjuksevelta?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hjuksevelta"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hjuksevelta","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hjuksevelta","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hjuksevelta?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hjuksevelta"}},"extract":"Hjuksevelta or simply Hjukse is a village in Notodden Municipality in Telemark county, Norway. The village is located about half-way between the town of Notodden and the village of Nordagutu (in Midt-Telemark Municipality. The village is located on the hills overlooking the eastern shore of the lake Heddalsvatnet. In 2020, the Hjuksebø area became part of Notodden Municipality. Prior to that time, it was part of the old Sauherad Municipality.","extract_html":"
Hjuksevelta or simply Hjukse is a village in Notodden Municipality in Telemark county, Norway. The village is located about half-way between the town of Notodden and the village of Nordagutu (in Midt-Telemark Municipality. The village is located on the hills overlooking the eastern shore of the lake Heddalsvatnet. In 2020, the Hjuksebø area became part of Notodden Municipality. Prior to that time, it was part of the old Sauherad Municipality.
"}{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
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Emperor Antoku was the 81st emperor of Japan, according to the traditional order of succession. His reign spanned the years from 1180 through 1185. His death marked the end of the Heian period and the beginning of the Kamakura period.
"}{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
{"type":"standard","title":"Jasper Ockeloen","displaytitle":"Jasper Ockeloen","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1684036","titles":{"canonical":"Jasper_Ockeloen","normalized":"Jasper Ockeloen","display":"Jasper Ockeloen"},"pageid":50283893,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/Waver_-_Memorial_Philippe_Van_Coningsloo%2C_8_juni_2014%2C_vertrek_%28B179%29.JPG/330px-Waver_-_Memorial_Philippe_Van_Coningsloo%2C_8_juni_2014%2C_vertrek_%28B179%29.JPG","width":320,"height":398},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Waver_-_Memorial_Philippe_Van_Coningsloo%2C_8_juni_2014%2C_vertrek_%28B179%29.JPG","width":2592,"height":3224},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272490438","tid":"283a2001-ddc4-11ef-9aff-31a1ca33bf91","timestamp":"2025-01-28T22:06:43Z","description":"Dutch cyclist (born 1990)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper_Ockeloen","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper_Ockeloen?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper_Ockeloen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jasper_Ockeloen"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper_Ockeloen","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jasper_Ockeloen","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper_Ockeloen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jasper_Ockeloen"}},"extract":"Jasper Ockeloen is a Dutch cyclist, who rides for Dutch amateur team Sockeloen Cycling Club.","extract_html":"
Jasper Ockeloen is a Dutch cyclist, who rides for Dutch amateur team Sockeloen Cycling Club.
"}{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
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