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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}

{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}

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Bradley Mark Emaus is an American former professional baseball second baseman. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the New York Mets.

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{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}

{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}

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{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}

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Aleksandr Mordovin was a fencer from the Russian Empire. He competed in three events at the 1912 Summer Olympics.

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